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Guys, are you shopping for your girlfriend, slampiece and/or sex friend? Let Distraction help you navigate the lingerie store with a few quick tips.

Know her size – Bras come in very specific sizes. If you pick a small size you risk making her feel fat, and if it’s too big she could think that you think she’s flat and fat, so find out her size beforehand. Pick up the bra that is lying on the floor of her dorm room (since you’re buying lingerie for her we assume you see her naked regularly and thus a bra could be on the floor) or ask one of her good friends who can keep a secret.

Look at what she wears – Most girls who wear lingerie have a style that they prefer. Does she always show off for you in an innocent lace teddy or does she wear tight corsets and garters? If she isn’t comfortable in what you buy you will not see it again, so get something you both will like.

Know your budget – Guys are easy targets for Vickie’s employees so they will always pick out the most expensive garment and add on all the extras. If you come in with a budget in mind, your credit card will thank you. Besides, are those sequin fishnet tights and edible body chocolate really necessary? When it all comes off, probably not.

Ask for help if you need it – If you don’t know what to pick out for your girlfriend don’t be afraid to ask. Walk up to an employee and explain your budget, your girlfriend’s size and what she normally likes to wear. The associate will help you find something quickly and, since she knows your budget, she won’t try to persuade you to buy the whole store.